Wardrobe Crimes:

Jessica Love Blewitt

The body con dress is big news, The silleoute to be wearing this year. But, and this a big but, there are a few issues here. Let's learn from this. Only if it's 1991 and you're getting ready for matric dance is teal, a good colour to wear. The same applies to those repulsive silver hakka. Satin does not work for this look, you will rip right out of it if you're not careful. Go for something super stretchy instead. The body con dress is all about the future, wear it that way!

Kristen Stewart

I am totally over Kristen Stewart and her miserable self. What could possibly be so bad in the world of Kristen that it's all too difficult to even smile? She is one of Hollywood's hottest talents, she earns tons of cash, she has first option on various movie roles, she may or may not be hooking up with Rob P, so what on God's green earth could be crawling up her ass?

Thankfully, she has finally taken some style advise from someone with that risque dress. It's a real show stopper but unfortunately she doesn't do it justice with that poor posture and those heels straight from 2004. You would of thought that she would of at least got a pedicure before a red carpet event in an open toe shoe, but she's obviously being that miserable self again and can't drag herself to the beautician.

Good thing Jessica Alba looks good in just about anything coz this outfit is pretty yuck. I can't put my finger on what exactly I hate coz technically it meets all current trend requirements. Plaid, leggings, peep toes and ankle boots. I think it's just put together all wrong.

The colours don't go and I'm not in love with wearing leggings and peep toes.
Lucky she is also one of those cool down to earth celebs otherwise I would've been meaner, this time I'll let it slide.

Wowsers, J-Lo, this takes the meaning of Jenny from the block to a whole new level. I think the guy in your crotch definitely got the wrong idea, he thought he might pop by for a bit of camel toe and well he got the whole cake.

This whole ordeal makes me feel kinda dirty and awkard so might just wrap this up if you don't mind.

The colour looks really great on her and I absolutely loved the hair, but fabric fabric, fabric is key! Yes, I've said it 3 times...that's how important the right fabric is. Sandra looks like she has wrapped herself in her daughter's sweet wrapper, it's so not hot.

The worst part is, this travesty would be so easy to fix, can you say chiffon?

It is so refreshing to see a celeb marching to the beat of her own drum and if you caught her performance with the legendary Elton John at the Grammy's you would never question the amount of talent in this lil lass.

But when is going "too far" Too far?

This outfit would be the ball park. The key to a good purse is being able to store your favourite lip gloss in it...not kill the person to your right..although if it was Miley Cyrus maybe I would let it slide, her ego does need a knock.

And can someone run me through the Barbie tainted blonde locks? The key to being blonde is well, being blonde not orange. And one last thing...how does her Nazi stylist expect her to sit in that thang?